In the wonderful world of blogs, there are many different kinds. The only rule is, those new words must all begin with “bl”:
Blink: A very, very short blog post, so short, if you blink it’s gone
Blong: A blog that takes forever to read because of all the comments attached. Pronounced “belong”, as in the readers all belong to the post.
Bling: A very fancy blog, with lots of funny text and bouncing images etc.
Blah: An angry posting, just used to vent rage against the world
Blubber: Crying over your misfortunes online. Sad.
Blabber: A mix between a blah and a blubber. Doubly sad.
Blush: A blog entry that one comes to regret later with dread.
Blip: A blinky blush.
Blag: A blog with attitude
Blast: A fun blog
Bleery: A drunken entry. (Normally you’d say bad spelling is the giveaway to identifying a bleery, but on the web that rule doesn’t work…)
Blame: A lame blog
Blimp: A very lame blog
Blur: The way any blog looks when the reader is drunk
Blue: A rude blog
Blogerospasm: Inability to stop blogging
Blodge: A stodgy blog