In the wonderful world of blogs, there are many different kinds. The only rule is, those new words must all begin with “bl”:
Blink: A very, very short blog post, so short, if you blink it’s gone
Blong: A blog that takes forever to read because of all the comments attached. Pronounced “belong”, as in the readers all belong to the post.
Bling: A very fancy blog, with lots of funny text and bouncing images etc.
Blah: An angry posting, just used to vent rage against the world
Blubber: Crying over your misfortunes online. Sad.
Blabber: A mix between a blah and a blubber. Doubly sad.
Blush: A blog entry that one comes to regret later with dread.
Blip: A blinky blush.
Blag: A blog with attitude
Blast: A fun blog
Bleery: A drunken entry. (Normally you’d say bad spelling is the giveaway to identifying a bleery, but on the web that rule doesn’t work…)
Blame: A lame blog
Blimp: A very lame blog
Blur: The way any blog looks when the reader is drunk
Blue: A rude blog
Blogerospasm: Inability to stop blogging
Blodge: A stodgy blog
Sailing to Byzantium 
susan said,
June 6, 2007 at 11:35 am
Dear Sir, I had a ‘Blodge’ this morning. SA.
schroxy said,
June 8, 2007 at 2:19 am
Oh wow, thanks for commenting on my uh… post about flatulence. After i wrote it i thought it was a “blimp” then got embarrassed and ran away. I actually checked out my blog here because i was going to delete it. Great story on the song Fernando by the way. I’m somewhat of an Abba fan, i’ll try the lyrics out when i hear that song next. Thanks again.
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