It’s all there in the words, you just had to look before the election to know the real outcome…
LABOUR PAT RABBITTE = Babbler. Tart Utopia.
FIANNA FAIL BERTIE AHERN = Entail Hibernia Fanfare
TREVOR SARGENT GREEN PARTY = Got Perverts, Arrange Entry
Of course, if John Gormley becomes leader, then it’ll be
JOHN GORMLEY GREEN PARTY = Jog Her Orgy, Permanently. I don’t know who she is, but it’ll be a party to remember!
SINN FEIN GERRY ADAMS = Grinners Fade, May Sin
FINE GAEL ENDA KENNY = Needing A Fan Keenly. Or…Needing A Fanny Leek
PDS MARY HARNEY = Shy, Merry Panda
All apt, all so true. Next time, before the elections start, I will throw out a few anagrams to predict the true outcome.