When over 120 children get thrown overboard from sailing vessels, as they did today in Dun Laoghaire, I am sure everyone’s first thoughts were “Oh, no”. Firstly, congratulations to the rescue teams, who seem to have managed to rescue every single child, averting what could have been a major tragedy. Really, really good safety procedures must have meant that the children all have life jackets too. I mean, I cannot really understand how none of them drowned. Whew!
Of course, the real reason they all got thrown overboard was because they all spotted bags of cocaine drifting past them…At 1.75 million euros each, these kids knew what their priorities were!