Heather Mills demands more money

Heather Mills today demanded $12m from Donald Trump, because she claims she shared a flight with him to the United Arab Emirates last year. It was important for Donald to realise that he owed Ms Mills a living in keeping with the style she was accustomed to while she knew him. Mills is also demanding $25m from Arnold Schwarzenegger because she passed through California in May 2003; another $10m from Hugh Grant because he kissed her on the cheek in June 2001; and $500m from Roman Abrahamovich, because, well, he can afford it and he’s a right mean bastard.


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